Funny Finger Mall Barter

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Hi,
So I’m walking along
and see a goofy guy
and a girl in a Kiosk
in the mall.
I can’t figure out what
they are selling by
LOOKING.
So walk over to ASK.
While I am asking
the guy grabs my
hand.
Starts using a fingernail
polishing kit to make my
nails SHINY.
I grin at the girl and she
Laughs back while I
talk to the young guy.
I told him, “I live on a farm.
Garden, cut wood, chew
my nails off with my teeth.
“Do not Care – Will NEVER
care if my nails are shiny of
not.”
The girls starts laughing
and says, “Listen to the man.
Don’t polish the finger nails
of people who TELL you
they will NEVER buy a
nail polishing kit.”
I stood back and watched
for a while – however.
More than 50% of the women
and men who GOT their
fingernails SHINY and SMOOTH
bought a nail buffing kit.
THAT’s BARTER!
It’s also BARTER BLACKMAIL
in a way.
Because if You CARE about
this kind of thing.  I can
TELL you the Difference in
Color, slickness, smoothness
Look and feel BETWEEN
my 2 New SHINY FINGER Nails
and my Old Beat up nails
was DRAMATIC.
A lot of people couldn’t
Stand Their Old Nails
after getting 2 or 3
Fingers BUFFED UP.
Very clever.
Thanks,
Glenn